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  <title>Old Town Home Category: 'The Internets'</title>
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    <name>Alex and Wendy</name>
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    <id>https://www.oldtownhome.com/2018/2/9/Did-We-Fall-Victim-to-an-Amazon-Reseller-Scam/</id>
    <title>Did We Fall Victim to an Amazon Reseller Scam?</title>
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Online scams are running rampant lately, so it's no surprise that we seem to have been caught up in a very strange Amazon reseller scam.</p><p>This story may sound a little bit incongruous with what you'd expect when it comes to online scams, but we want to make you aware of it as it could very easily happen to you. And like us, might leave you scratching your head a little bit in an attempt to determine if you were victim of a scam, or if someone might have somehow ended up thinking you're scamming them.</p><p><em>There's been <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/how-a-scam-called-brushing-is-used-to-inflate-online-reviews-1157145667636" target="_blank">a story lately about a practice called "Brushing" </a>where random people are getting Amazon products they didn't order shipped to their home. The purpose of the scam is for the Amazon seller to garner fraudulent&nbsp;highly rated product reviews from overseas people that didn't actually order the products, instead just shipping the actual product to a random address. But the scam we seem to be wrapped up in is entirely different.</em></p><p><em>
</em></p><div class="MediaContainer PhotoContainer"><em><a href="https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4612/39447892934_f166d2d133_z.jpg" rel="PhotoPopup" popupheight="480" popupwidth="640"><img alt="" src="https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4612/39447892934_f166d2d133.jpg" width="500" height="375" style="border-width: 0px; border-style: solid;"></a></em></div><p>Back in early December Wendy and I arrived home to find a soft Amazon package sitting in our vestibule. Being a modern pair of <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/28/xennials_a_23006562/" target="_blank">Xennials</a> (it's a thing), we have fully embraced the luxury of clicking a virtual button and having something magically arrive in our home days or even hours later, while simultaneously possessing vivid memories of a dark and horrible time where mail order meant you picked items from a catalog and called a human that would take your order, which you then expected to receive at some point in the hopefully not-too-distant future. Therefore, the sight of a package in an Amazon branded container was not a surprise for us, though it did garner some excitement as to what it might contain.</p><p>Upon opening this item my excitement turned to puzzlement. It was a Pittsburgh Steelers Antonio Brown XXL NFL football jersey. As a native Clevelander and diehard fan of the Browns, the Steelers are an arch rival due primarily to geography (though decidedly not competitive ability...because, since 1999, the Browns are quite shit), so the receipt of this particular jersey struck us as strange.&nbsp;</p> <a href="https://www.oldtownhome.com/2018/2/9/Did-We-Fall-Victim-to-an-Amazon-Reseller-Scam/">more</a>]]></summary>
    <published>2018-02-09T12:50:00.000-05:00</published>
    <updated>2018-02-09T12:50:00.000-05:00</updated>
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      <name>Alex</name>
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    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Online scams are running rampant lately, so it's no surprise that we seem to have been caught up in a very strange Amazon reseller scam.</p>
<p>This story may sound a little bit incongruous with what you'd expect when it comes to online scams, but we want to make you aware of it as it could very easily happen to you. And like us, might leave you scratching your head a little bit in an attempt to determine if you were victim of a scam, or if someone might have somehow ended up thinking you're scamming them.</p>
<p><em>There's been <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/how-a-scam-called-brushing-is-used-to-inflate-online-reviews-1157145667636" target="_blank">a story lately about a practice called "Brushing" </a>where random people are getting Amazon products they didn't order shipped to their home. The purpose of the scam is for the Amazon seller to garner fraudulent&nbsp;highly rated product reviews from overseas people that didn't actually order the products, instead just shipping the actual product to a random address. But the scam we seem to be wrapped up in is entirely different.</em></p>
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<p>Back in early December Wendy and I arrived home to find a soft Amazon package sitting in our vestibule. Being a modern pair of <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/28/xennials_a_23006562/" target="_blank">Xennials</a> (it's a thing), we have fully embraced the luxury of clicking a virtual button and having something magically arrive in our home days or even hours later, while simultaneously possessing vivid memories of a dark and horrible time where mail order meant you picked items from a catalog and called a human that would take your order, which you then expected to receive at some point in the hopefully not-too-distant future. Therefore, the sight of a package in an Amazon branded container was not a surprise for us, though it did garner some excitement as to what it might contain.</p>
<p>Upon opening this item my excitement turned to puzzlement. It was a Pittsburgh Steelers Antonio Brown XXL NFL football jersey. As a native Clevelander and diehard fan of the Browns, the Steelers are an arch rival due primarily to geography (though decidedly not competitive ability...because, since 1999, the Browns are quite shit), so the receipt of this particular jersey struck us as strange.&nbsp;</p>
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<p class="MediaContainer PhotoContainer"><em>Of all of the teams to mistakenly get a jersey for...</em></p>
<p>We chalked this up to a random shipping mistake and didn't think much of it. I contacted Amazon in an attempt to right this very wrong and then awaited a response, otherwise going on about our lives.</p>
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<p class="MediaContainer PhotoContainer"><em>Lulu showing her die hard Browns pride...as misguided as it may be.</em></p>
<p>After the Steelers jersey, one that I assumed was a random cosmic joke in the midst of the Cleveland Browns successful attempt at completing a perfect winless season, was delivered, a few more days went by and another unexpected package showed up at our door. Would you believe it, it was another Antonio Brown Steelers jersey, just a youth version this time! What? Yes. We really didn't get it and were beyond confused.</p>
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<p>Even more perplexed by this second odd delivery, it quickly turned out to be only the tip of the officially licensed sports uniform iceberg. The next day we received yet another package, but this time it contained a Lionel Messi Barcelona FC jersey. So another football jersey, but not like the first football, the football from across the pond style of football.</p>
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<p>After this third jersey we started to put two and two together, but we felt like it didn't seem add up to four. Why would we keep getting these jerseys, sent to our address, with Wendy's name, but they also had a random phone number from the 312 area code referenced in packing slip? Then it dawned on me...these weren't packing slips, they were return slips that you get when you initiate a return via Amazon!</p>
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<p>These packages weren't being shipped from Amazon to us, they were being shipped from original recipients to our home address and Wendy's name. These weren't Amazon orders being incorrectly delivered at all, these were Amazon reseller returns! People had ordered the jerseys, determined they didn't fit or weren't what they expected, and they had started their return process...but why were they coming to our home? Each came with a packing slip and RMA information, and each was addressed to us, or at least Wendy, and each had that same 312 phone number.&nbsp;</p>
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<p>Knowing that Wendy hadn't started moonlighting as an sports merchandiser, unless she was Tyler Durdening the whole thing while asleep, we contacted Amazon to alert them to this strange situation and spoke to someone in their fraud department. They seemed unsure of what was happening as well, but I provided all of the order numbers and return information. At one point the helpful Amazon employee asked me a very good question. "Well, are&nbsp; you at least a fan of any of the teams or players?" I responded, "Hrm, though I hate the Steelers, I guess I like the Tottenham Hot Spurs well enough."&nbsp;</p>
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<p>Over the next several weeks, stretching over Christmas and into the New Year, we began receiving package after package, sometimes two per day. Each time they contained one of a couple different jerseys. US National Team, Messi, Eagles, Steelers, Neymar, Seahawks, Spain, etc, and each was a return from an Amazon customer destined for the reseller returns department, but inexplicably ending up at our home instead. Before we knew it our house was starting to look like a regular Dick's.</p>
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<p>We started a spreadsheet to track all of these jerseys, the return info, order number, and any other info we could gather. We also opened several fraud tickets with Amazon to let them know of the continued issues. Then we found a seemingly defunct Amazon storefront with dodgy reviews that had been selling these jerseys. Finally it was starting to click into place.&nbsp;</p>
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<p>It seemed from the storefront that oddly partially lifted Wendy's name, similar storefronts, and the fact that one of the returns included the original shipping packaging that clearly showed the order originated in China, that these were possibly knockoffs or seconds quality sports jerseys. They appear to be sold from temporary storefronts setup for short periods of time on Amazon, shipped from China, and with no good way to tender shipping returns to China, they just randomly put our address in as the returns address.</p>
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<p class="MediaContainer PhotoContainer"><em>Who knew they'd even win the Super Bowl?!</em></p>
<p>So the main issue here is that now there were a whole bunch of people who'd ordered jerseys in the $50-$60 range, not liked what they received, and then started their returns process. But since they shipped the return out to us, we have no way to actually process the return and refund their money. We also have no good way to contact them, and no way to ensure they weren't just pissed off at the fact we couldn't give their money back. We wanted to make sure these people weren't just out their hard earned money!</p>
<p>I spoke with Amazon again and they noted that they'd flagged this storefront and were handling it in their fraud department, but they can't actually tell me what they're doing to handle the issue as it's an ongoing fraud investigation.</p>
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<p class="MediaContainer PhotoContainer"><em>Email we received from Amazon Fraud Dept.</em></p>
<p>One of the more recent jerseys we received came with a hand written note and an email address asking for a different size. So at least we were able to email that person to let them know the situation. Otherwise, I can only hope that Amazon has refunded everyone their money so they can all go get the proper sized jersey of their favorite footballer or team.</p>
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<p class="MediaContainer PhotoContainer"><em>What a lovely hand written note. Nobody seems to do cursive anymore!</em></p>
<p>Our onslaught of packages stopped about a week or so ago, but from a search of Amazon for similar items, it would seem there are many other storefronts that are possibly using this same "scam." I redacted the name of this one as it's not proven, bit it fits the bill. The name of the store is a weird concatenation of someone's first name and partial last name, and they are just selling a handful of the same jerseys. They were just established, no ratings or reviews, and the prices are a little too good to be true. The problem is, the items are listed in normal searches, not exclusively via a storefront, so most customers would have no idea it was possibly a scam.</p>
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<p class="MediaContainer PhotoContainer"><em>Example storefront, not a proven scammer.</em></p>
<p>I have to imagine in most cases the buyers are blissfully unaware that there's not an actual way to return their purchases, preferring to simply keep and wear their shirts emblazoned with their preferred team and player. But what about the people that do expect returns, and what if the person at the other end of the returns address doesn't contact Amazon to begin the fraud investigation process?&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
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<p class="MediaContainer PhotoContainer"><em>We sometimes received multiple jerseys per day!</em></p>
<p>I know this is a departure from our typical blog posts, but I wanted to pass along this odd, slightly amusing, and very confusing situation in the event you're unwittingly wrapped up in something similar in the future. I know it seems unlikely, but you may end up like us, with enough jerseys to field your own Team USA squad for the World Cup. Since the USA men didn't qualify this year, we'll have to find something else to do with over almost two dozen jerseys.&nbsp;</p>
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<p>Unfortunately, we just sort of feel bad about this whole situation. There's really not a ton we can do. According to Amazon the jerseys are ours to do with as we please. I'm glad they didn't tell us to destroy them or anything as we'll end up donating most to a clothing charity so they will end up benefiting some people in need..even if I feel strongly about what should happen to the Steelers jerseys.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Have you ever been wrapped up in an Amazon scam of any sort? I know our story doesn't much lend itself to be called a scam from our side of the fence, but it's a scam nonetheless. Thankfully we weren't out any cash, just a bunch of time spent cataloging everything so that Amazon could handle refunds to the people making returns (I assume). I'll certainly update this if I get any more information in the future.</p><p><a href="https://www.oldtownhome.com/2018/2/9/Did-We-Fall-Victim-to-an-Amazon-Reseller-Scam/">Read Full Post</a></p>]]></content>
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    <title>Meet the Slowskys</title>
    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Well, I'm annoyed. That pretty much sums it up. If you're on OldTownHome.com and are reading this post, there's a good chance you're annoyed too, primarily at the slower than a tortoise speed (or lack thereof) of this website. You see, we're having Internet issues. Or more specifically, Internet speed and packet loss issues.</p><p>
</p><div class="MediaContainer PhotoContainer"><a href="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7368/9069056108_fe9660f430_z.jpg" rel="PhotoPopup" popupheight="65" popupwidth="640"><img alt="" src="https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7368/9069056108_fe9660f430.jpg" width="500" height="51" style="border-width: 0px; border-style: solid;"></a></div><p>If you'll recall about a month ago I mentioned the <a href="http://www.oldtownhome.com/2013/5/14/Wires-Wires-Everywhere-On-the-Walls-and-In-the-Air/">wires, wires, everywhere</a> and how we ultimately needed to do some work to make our Internet connection better. We're signed up for 27 Mbps / 7 Mbps business service with our local provider, but we've been seeing fairly slow upload speeds and moderate to significant packet loss. This equates to this website running very slowly, since we host in a very DIY fashion.&nbsp;</p><div class="MediaContainer PhotoContainer"><a href="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7379/9069073214_5164672a1d_o.jpg" rel="PhotoPopup" popupheight="65" popupwidth="640"><img alt="" src="https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7379/9069073214_5164672a1d_o.jpg" width="197" height="94" style="border-width: 0px; border-style: solid;"></a></div><p>We had hoped having our provider replace the drop from the tap on the pole to our house would help alleviate the issues we were seeing, but the new wire seemed to be doing little to boost the quality of connection. In fact, I feel like it has kept getting worse.</p><p>I called them last week to get a tech back out to the house, as it seemed our cable modem was starting to experience a fair amount of packet loss and signal issues. They gave us the good old, "Oh yeah, this modem is really old, that's probably the root cause of this." I didn't buy the excuse, but it's part of the "variable elimination" process of establishing the primary issue with the connection. </p><p>I'm not sure you're aware of how tech troubleshooting works, but as a software developer and having lived the life of a network admin, let me give you a little insight into the mindset of most tech people. I've learned this over the years and strive to "not be that guy." &nbsp;The following is the basic undertone of any given&nbsp;conversation.</p> <a href="https://www.oldtownhome.com/2013/6/17/Meet-the-Slowskys/">more</a>]]></summary>
    <published>2013-06-17T11:18:32.277-04:00</published>
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      <name>Alex</name>
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    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>Well, I'm annoyed. That pretty much sums it up. If you're on OldTownHome.com and are reading this post, there's a good chance you're annoyed too, primarily at the slower than a tortoise speed (or lack thereof) of this website. You see, we're having Internet issues. Or more specifically, Internet speed and packet loss issues.</p>
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<p>If you'll recall about a month ago I mentioned the <a href="http://www.oldtownhome.com/2013/5/14/Wires-Wires-Everywhere-On-the-Walls-and-In-the-Air/">wires, wires, everywhere</a> and how we ultimately needed to do some work to make our Internet connection better. We're signed up for 27 Mbps / 7 Mbps business service with our local provider, but we've been seeing fairly slow upload speeds and moderate to significant packet loss. This equates to this website running very slowly, since we host in a very DIY fashion.&nbsp;</p>
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<p>We had hoped having our provider replace the drop from the tap on the pole to our house would help alleviate the issues we were seeing, but the new wire seemed to be doing little to boost the quality of connection. In fact, I feel like it has kept getting worse.</p>
<p>I called them last week to get a tech back out to the house, as it seemed our cable modem was starting to experience a fair amount of packet loss and signal issues. They gave us the good old, "Oh yeah, this modem is really old, that's probably the root cause of this." I didn't buy the excuse, but it's part of the "variable elimination" process of establishing the primary issue with the connection. </p>
<p>I'm not sure you're aware of how tech troubleshooting works, but as a software developer and having lived the life of a network admin, let me give you a little insight into the mindset of most tech people. I've learned this over the years and strive to "not be that guy." &nbsp;The following is the basic undertone of any given&nbsp;conversation.</p>
<p><strong>Standard tech support conversation: &nbsp;</strong></p>
<p><strong>Tech Guy:</strong> Oh hi noob that doesn't understand the technology you're using, what seems to be the problem?</p>
<p><strong>Customer: </strong>Well, I've been noticing that some data bits were flexing improperly through the collectimizer while I was downloading the latest payload.&nbsp;</p>
<p><em>(The fact is, it doesn't matter what you say, if you know what you're talking about, or if you're completely without knowledge on the subject, the tech person is just listening for a few key words from your explanation, hoping to tell you that the issue you're having is somehow your own fault, primarily because you are stupid.)</em></p>
<p><strong>Tech Guy: </strong>Ok, let me take a look here. Yeah, it's probably an issue with you and how you've set this up. There's no way it could possibly be something wrong with the massive system we own but I have basically no overall knowledge of, instead, I'm going to blame it on something that is not my responsibility so I have less work to do overall.</p>
<p><strong>Customer: </strong>But I went through all of these steps and eliminated all of these variables, perhaps you could look again?&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Tech Guy: </strong>Ok, fine. I'll throw you a bone and replace the thing that requires the least amount of effort on my end, hope it works out, and I'll try to leave as quickly as possible before really checking that my work has made any real impact.</p>
<p>This shows the sad state of technology today. Those in the know somehow feel it qualifies them as the illuminati, and their knowledge now trumps all others' knowledge.</p>
<p>Anyhow, back to my experience.&nbsp;</p>
<p>The tech showed up for his appointment a little early on Friday and started the process to swap the modem. I made the comment about how great their business service is and how they're always on time. Little did I know that this innocent compliment would be the bane of my weekend. The tech on Friday swapped out modem after modem, three in total, trying to get them to work properly.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Now, I'm not a cable expert, but I'm thinking it's not the modem that's the issue? Perhaps it's actually something on the line, something in the configuration, something that is not a quick and easy fix?&nbsp;</p>
<p>They completed the modem swap on Friday, and the tech left as speeds were momentarily improved. I suggested that a previous tech recommended changing the tap from the pole out front to the pole at the back of our house, and he said "Well, if you're direct connected to the tap, it doesn't matter, so that won't do a thing." That raised a red flag in my eyes because cable is most definitely&nbsp;dependent&nbsp;on the number of people connected to the tap and using it at once.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Shortly after the tech left on Friday I noticed continued&nbsp;degradation&nbsp;of quality. I called them back on Saturday to let them know of the continued issues and they scheduled me for an appointment on Sunday morning, from 8:00am-10:00am. This would work perfectly. I'd be able to be home, wouldn't need to take time off of work to deal with this issue, and would hopefully be one of the first appointments on Sunday, so no need to worry about waiting around all day.</p>
<p>On Sunday morning I woke up early, got everything ready, and awaited the support arrival.</p>
<p>8:00am...8:30am...9:15am...10:00am...10:15am... no tech. I call again to see when I should expect the&nbsp;elusive&nbsp;technology hero and am told I'll receive a call by 10:55am with an ETA.</p>
<p>10:45am...10:55am...11:10am... still nothing. I call again and this time I'm told "We've already escalated this once, so I'm going to do it again. You should hear back from regional dispatch in an hour, but if you don't hear back in an hour, they're probably not coming. I mean, we've exhausted our abilities on this end." This is exactly what I was told on the phone. I was floored.</p>
<p>An hour later, no tech, no call, no nothing. I later tweeted to customer support and heard back. They wanted my account number so I sent it along, as well as my contact phone. By this point it was already late afternoon. I was encouraged when I received a message back on Twitter letting me know that they were looking into it and would get back in touch with me. However, my high hopes were soon dashed when I didn't hear back, either by phone or by twitter, for the remainder of the night.</p>
<p>I decided to take matters into my own hands, continuing to eliminate possible variables in our install. I ran a new wire from the box outside directly to our cable modem, no splits or old cable issues to worry about.&nbsp;</p>
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<p>Then I directly connected to the cable modem from my laptop to eliminate any possible internal network issues. Sadly, same issue. We're signed up for a 27 Mbps / 7 Mbps service, but we were seeing more of a 24 / 0.52 split with significant packet loss. &nbsp;</p>
<p>My frustration at the situation continued throughout the night. The laptop connection to the Internet struggled along with pages loading at a simply&nbsp;excruciating&nbsp;rate, each second of delay compounding my overall frustration with the entire situation. I tried to put it behind me and started this week as a new day. On the bus, on the way into work, I didn't even think about the issues I had. Out of the blue, I received a phone call on my cell phone. When I answered the annoyed voice on the other end of the line said:&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Caller: </strong>"Good morning. I'm (insert caller's name). I wanted to let you know there's a tech standing outside of your door right now..."&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Me:</strong> "I don't have an&nbsp;appointment&nbsp;today."</p>
<p><strong>Caller: </strong>"Sure you do."</p>
<p><strong>Me: </strong>"I had an&nbsp;appointment&nbsp;yesterday from 8:00am-10:00am, but that was missed without a call. I also called twice for an ETA yesterday, both of those calls were not returned. I do not have an appointment today, so I'm not going to be there. I also do not have availability until Wednesday, which is when I'd like you to schedule me an 8:00am appointment. Thank you."</p>
<p><strong>Caller: </strong>"Ok...(pause)...ok, I'll put you down for 8:00am-12:00pm on Wednesday."</p>
<p><strong>Me: </strong>"Make it 8:00am-10:00am please."</p>
<p><strong>Caller: </strong>"Ok...(long pause)...ok, I've made that change."</p>
<p><strong>Me: </strong>"Thank you, have a good day."</p>
<p>The saga continues. We'll see where this one goes. In the meantime, please accept our sincere apologies for the excrutiatingly slow load time. We promise we're working on it.</p>
<p><strong>6/19/2013 Update:</strong></p>
<p>After a few more calls we had a tech look into our connection and it seems some adjustments were made and we're back in the game of high speed internet. I can't tell you how relieved I am. Here's our latest speed test.</p>
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    <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<p>I'm not too ashamed to adopt and try my hand the latest moronic Internet meme that comes along. (Not sure what a "meme" is? Check out what <a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme">wikipedia has to say about it</a>.) And the latest meme is Horsemanning!</p>
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<p>I've been known to plank a bit at the office, have created a music video or two, and have even subjected Mel to be a <a target="_blank" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/">Lolcat</a> and "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.stuffonmycat.com/">stuff on my cat</a>" participant, but my obsession goes back to before last <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rebecca-black-friday" target="_blank">Friday</a>&nbsp;and even&nbsp;way before <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA">Chocolate Rain</a> was even a brown cloudy day. Does anyone remember Mikey from "<a target="_blank" href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hello-my-future-girlfriend">Hello my future girlfriend?</a>" I do.</p>
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<p>Today, thanks to my coworker Mok-Yi, I learned of the this meme called horemanning that I simply couldn't pass up an opportunity to participate in.</p>
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    <content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>I'm not too ashamed to adopt and try my hand the latest moronic Internet meme that comes along. (Not sure what a "meme" is? Check out what <a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme">wikipedia has to say about it</a>.) And the latest meme is Horsemanning!</p>
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<p>I've been known to plank a bit at the office, have created a music video or two, and have even subjected Mel to be a <a target="_blank" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/">Lolcat</a> and "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.stuffonmycat.com/">stuff on my cat</a>" participant, but my obsession goes back to before last <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rebecca-black-friday" target="_blank">Friday</a>&nbsp;and even&nbsp;way before <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA">Chocolate Rain</a> was even a brown cloudy day. Does anyone remember Mikey from "<a target="_blank" href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hello-my-future-girlfriend">Hello my future girlfriend?</a>" I do.</p>
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<p>Today, thanks to my coworker Mok-Yi, I learned of the this meme called horemanning that I simply couldn't pass up an opportunity to participate in.</p>
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<p>Horsemanning (or sometimes Horse-Manning or Horsemaning) is actually a method or style of photography that grew in popularity back in the 1920s. I'm a sucker for anything historic, and this meme started almost 80 years before the World Wide Web was even a thing. Zoinks! Here's one of the originals.</p>
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<p>We had a pizza party at work today. What better time to kick off my first attempt as this meme? My coworker, Doug, and I situated ourselves and Mok-Yi snapped a few photos. As you already saw above, here's our end result of our horsemanning attempt. We hope you enjoy.</p>
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<p>If you want to learn more about this slightly odd approach to photography and attempt at Internet conformance through odd activity, you can read more about it a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.horsemanning.com/">horsemanning.com</a>. And, if you're inspired to participate, you can upload your creation to their website. Or, if you're anything like my wife, you can shake your head in disbelief at my perpetual immaturity.</p><p><a href="https://www.oldtownhome.com/2011/8/10/Horsemanning-Like-A-Pro/">Read Full Post</a></p>]]></content>
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